The neanderthals,the subspecies of prehistoric humans that existed tens of thousands of years ago,liked playing around as well. They may not have had dishwashers,phones, or strong houses, but they at least had dildos. For reals! Archaeologists recently found a pointed 8 inch long dildo made of siltstone in some ancient caves in Germany. Upon carbon tracing the doldo, it was found to be over 28,000 years old,officially making it the oldest dildo in existence. Similarly archaeologists have found dildos made of bone,stones, and various other materials across time and place.
Pierre the Chef knows you only want the best quality inside you. Order whatever you want off his menu...then take him home with you to feel all his lifelike detail. Featuring realistic skin texture, including an uncut foreskin, Pierre delivers a critic-approved sensory experience.Pierre is a comfortable average size that won't leave you feeling too stuffed.
The Kingpin expects payment, and he always gets what he is due. He knows all aspects of the business inside and out and he has his fingers in everything. He's not afraid to play dirty. The Kingpin has an impressive weapon. Sure its an average size but he looks and feels so realistic. He's shaped perfectly to give you orgasm after orgasm.
Hola papi! This Latin stud wants to come over and show you what he's working with. His unique tool is generously curved, perfect for g-spot or p-spot stimulation. With his powerful harness-compatible suction cup, he's ready to go whenever and wherever you are. Realistic details and textures make this the complete package.
Tony the Waiter is attentive to your every need. He will bring you whatever you order: food, drinks, the check....and then a ride back to his place. Featuring lifelike skin texture, including an uncut foreskin, Tony is eager to deliver the satisfaction you've been craving. With 5.5 inches insertable length and 1.75 inches girth, Tony is a comfortable realistic size.
Harness compatible: Have fun the way you like it! Vortex Turbo Baller is waterproof, wireless, and equipped with a suction cup compatible with most strap-on harnesses. Realistic design: Our proprietary liquid silicone material looks and feels like the real thing. Experience double pleasure: vibration and mind-blowing 360° rotation. Super powerful motors: Equipped with super powerful motors exclusive to Femme Funn®, Vortex vibrators deliver sensational performance in each one of the 8 vibration modes.
Harness compatible: Have fun the way you like it! Vortex Turbo Baller is waterproof, wireless, and equipped with a suction cup compatible with most strap-on harnesses. Realistic design: Our proprietary liquid silicone material looks and feels like the real thing. Experience double pleasure: vibration and mind-blowing 360° rotation. Super powerful motors: Equipped with super powerful motors exclusive to Femme Funn®, Vortex vibrators deliver sensational performance in each one of the 8 vibration modes.
Of course, there's plenty to love about this giant dildo, but first, you have to adore that retro teal color! Aside from the pretty palette, the Size Queen 10" features some seriously versatile styling and a lifelike shape designed to seek, find and please inner sweet spots from g-spot to prostate and beyond. A sexy smoothed-down tip stretches and stimulates right from the start, and the plushy, squeezable realism is nothing short of dreamy. Perfect for pegging, plus strap-on play of just about any kind, the Size Queen's widespread circular base anchors into many O-ring or open-front harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, you can easily stabilize that same base against most smooth nonporous surfaces, because it's also a suction cup! Press it firmly to windows, walls, counter tops or floors for a hands-free ride.
Perfect for pegging, plus strap-on play of just about any kind, the Size Queen's widespread circular base anchors into many O-ring or open-front harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, you can easily stabilize that same base against most smooth nonporous surfaces, because it's also a suction cup! Press it firmly to windows, walls, counter tops or floors for a hands-free ride.
Perfect for pegging, plus strap-on play of just about any kind, the Size Queen's widespread circular base anchors into many O-ring or open-front harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, you can easily stabilize that same base against most smooth nonporous surfaces, because it's also a suction cup! Press it firmly to windows, walls, counter tops or floors for a hands-free ride.
Perfect for pegging, plus strap-on play of just about any kind, the Size Queen's widespread circular base anchors into many O-ring or open-front harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, you can easily stabilize that same base against most smooth nonporous surfaces, because it's also a suction cup! Press it firmly to windows, walls, counter tops or floors for a hands-free ride.
Perfect for pegging, plus strap-on play of just about any kind, the Size Queen's widespread circular base anchors into many O-ring or open-front harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, you can easily stabilize that same base against most smooth nonporous surfaces, because it's also a suction cup! Press it firmly to windows, walls, counter tops or floors for a hands-free ride.