Fantasy

As GOT fans will tell you, raising dragons is a gamble. However! Playing with a dragon's egg (this one, anyway) is safe enough. Aside from its thick, filling shape, the Dragon Hatch Large Egg features a defined tip that's perfect for butt play and TONS of texture. Plus, it's flexible and will bend and move as you or they need it to. When playtime gets going, you can hold your Egg, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the hefty base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for deep diving - and features even more texture to rub and rock against.

We can all agree that humans are wonderful and sexy, yes? In your fantasies, though, there's no need to stick with one species - Creature Cocks has a whole wide world of penetrators to explore! So, if you've been dreaming of some inhuman fisting, you'll want to meet the ferocious Demon Claw Dildo. Pronto. Soft claws tip the super-filling Demon, it'll (softly!) scratch at G-spots, P-spots, and inner pleasure places as you play. The thick shape features lots of bumps and ridges and sleek fingers for comfy (relatively) penetration. Control-wise, you can hold your Claw, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; the thick base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook it up to your favorite harness or strap-on.

Certain insects (grasshoppers, cicadas, wasps) use a tube-like organ - the ovipositor - to lay eggs. Certain aliens do, too! If you've ever wanted to hatch your own little future facehugger, Creature Cocks has you covered/abducted/implanted with the Tenta-Queen Ovipositor Dildo and Eggs. The first thing you'll need to do with this multi-colored, metallic, in no way realistic penetrator is to load it up with the six included 2x1.2" silicone Eggs. Otherwise, you'll have a limp alien phallus on your hands, and no one wants that. Once your eggs are inside, it's time to lay them. Now, we have to say, and we can't stress it enough - DO NOT put the Tentacle in your butt if the Eggs are involved. Just don't. You can play around with vaginal or oral alien impregnation, though! If you've lubed up the Eggs enough, they'll pop through the tip with some pressure. Egg depositing aside, this sci-fi dildo is long, filling, and extra flexible - it'll bend and move as you or they need it to.

Emerging from its otherworldy cocoon ready to ravage, Creature Cocks' Crysalis is here to (fully!) satisfy your inhuman fantasies. Shape-wise, this swirly purple and green alien caterpillar is softly pointed up top. Once past the tip, it widens out for plenty of stimulating stretch; it's VERY flexible and squishy. There's texture all the way down to the suction cup base, from the sexy little legs on one side to thick waves on the other. Control-wise, you can hold your Crysalis, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook up with your favorite harness.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime's Purple Slime is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Purple Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms. It's glycerine free and unscented.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Creature Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms. It's glycerine free and unscented.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime's Green Slime is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Green Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms. It's glycerine free and unscented.

There are very few sexy situations where a little/a lot of extra moisture wouldn't be welcome - even if your favorite Creature Cock hails from the depths of the sea. So, whenever you or your favorite vibe, dildo, or plug needs more slipperiness, Creature Slime's Creature Cum is a bedside (or couch-side, or kitchen table-side) must. Drip and drizzle this thick, cum-inspired water-based lubricant over toys, hands, partners, etc., to banish uncomfortable friction and make penetration, massage, and physical connection, in general, feel even better. Creature Slime is safe to use with all toy materials and latex condoms.

We all know not to judge books by their covers, right? Turns out, you should also not judge a dildo by its design. Case in point: the Doom Creature Cock may look a little/a lot hellish, but it feels devilishly good. You won't find Doom's contours (or color) in nature! The black and red stacked skulls shaft is extra bumpy and thick, and the base is wide and safe for butt play. Plus, the dramatic texture to one side will tease your or their outer hot spots. When playtime gets going, you can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; that hefty base we mentioned is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride.

Why stick to human cocks when there's a whole wide world of fantasy phalluses to play with?! The inhuman Octophallus (there's a tiny hint of homosapien penis underneath) is shaped into a huge, extra filling swell with thick tentacle texture twisting down to the balls and suction-cup base. If you're craving some strap-on play, you'll be happy to know that the Octophallus will anchor into larger-sized O-ring style harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, though, you can stabilize the base against most smooth, nonporous surfaces thanks to the sturdy suction. Press it firmly to windows, walls, countertops, or floors for a hands-free ride.

Generally speaking, you won't want a scorpion joining you in bed unless it's rocking you like a hurricane. However! You'll absolutely want the King Scorpion Dildo between your sheets when you're in the mood for something inhumanly sexy. In terms of shape, let's just say that this Creature Cocks' contours probably can't be found in nature. It's got a soft stinger up top, tons of bumpy texture plus another stinger below, and a big, safely-conscious (i.e., great for butt-play!) base. Control-wise, you can hold your King Scorpion, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook up with your favorite harness.

We all love to hear (and say!) the word 'hot' when playing with a partner. However, it's probably safe to assume that the fires of hell might be just a bit too warm for comfort, yes? For all the heat without the burn, you can always count on the Horny Devil from Creature Cocks. Rising from the inferno (or your toy chest), this bright red and black troublemaker features a sleek, flame-inspired tip, tons of scaly ribbed and swirly texture, and some horn-studded balls below. You can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for anal play and extra deep diving - and compatible with strap-ons and harnesses.

Generally speaking, we'll always recommend that you keep the sand worms away from your penis, penetrator, and partner. Of course, there are exceptions, and Creature Cocks' Slitherine is one of them! Stretch this metallic purple monster over any penis or penetrator to experiment with pressure, positioning, and stimulation; wear it over your fingers, or try it out (carefully) on a scrotum. If a penis is involved, Slitherine can help support and maintain its owner's erection and even upgrade the intensity of their orgasm.

Is there some deep diving in your future? Hopefully, you won't have to fight any sea monsters along the way, but why not take along Poseidon's Octo-Ring, just in case? At least then you'll have one of your own! Stretch this metallic blue, tentacle-textured monster over any penis or penetrator to experiment with pressure, positioning, and stimulation; wear it over your fingers, or try it out (carefully) on a scrotum. If a penis is involved, the Octo-Ring can help support and maintain its owner's erection and even upgrade the intensity of their orgasm.

Fun fact: the Black Caiman - a creepy crocodile/reptile combo - holds the record for most predatory attacks on humans. So, yes, you should absolutely them far away from your penis, penetrator, and partner. Of course, there are exceptions, and Creature Cocks' namesake Silicone Cock Ring is one of them! Stretch this scaly black monster over any penis or penetrator to experiment with pressure, positioning, and stimulation; wear it over your fingers, or try it out (carefully) on a scrotum. If a penis is involved, Black Caiman can help support and maintain its owner's erection and even upgrade the intensity of their orgasm.

Hell fire should be kept far away from your penis, penetrator, and partner, right? Generally speaking, yes! Of course, there are exceptions, and Creature Cocks' Beast Mode Silicone Cock Ring is one of them. Stretch this devilish monster over any penis or penetrator to experiment with pressure, positioning, and stimulation; wear it over your fingers, or try it out (carefully) on a scrotum. If a penis is involved, Beast Mode can help support and maintain its owner's erection and even upgrade the intensity of their orgasm.

True, we'll probably never know what dinosaur penises looked like for real, but we can use our imaginations! Creature Cocks' XL Dino Dick is a result of some very creative toy designers doing exactly that. Aside from its thick shape, semi-human tip, and sturdy suction base, this reptilian dildo features lots of filling length, a sleek (and penis-esque) sweet-spot-seeking tip, and some veiny texture. Plus, it's extra flexible and will bend and move as you or they need it to. When the Dino Dick stops into the scene, you'll have plenty of play options. You can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free. Stick the suction base to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for deep diving - and will work with many strap-ons and harness systems.

Fan boy meets fist boy, in Icon Brands’ novel new “Darth Invader,” Over 14” long and over 3” diameter, it’s made with an extra-strong suction cup for “hands-solo”fun. Crafted in premium phthalate and latex-free PVC, it’s even ergonomic for plausible penetration! In other words, if you’ve got the space, we’ve got the vessel!

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