Dildos

We can all agree that humans are wonderful and sexy, yes? In your fantasies, though, there's no need to stick with one species - Creature Cocks has a whole wide world of penetrators to explore! So, if you've been dreaming of some inhuman fisting, you'll want to meet the ferocious Demon Claw Dildo. Pronto. Soft claws tip the super-filling Demon, it'll (softly!) scratch at G-spots, P-spots, and inner pleasure places as you play. The thick shape features lots of bumps and ridges and sleek fingers for comfy (relatively) penetration. Control-wise, you can hold your Claw, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; the thick base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook it up to your favorite harness or strap-on.

Certain insects (grasshoppers, cicadas, wasps) use a tube-like organ - the ovipositor - to lay eggs. Certain aliens do, too! If you've ever wanted to hatch your own little future facehugger, Creature Cocks has you covered/abducted/implanted with the Tenta-Queen Ovipositor Dildo and Eggs. The first thing you'll need to do with this multi-colored, metallic, in no way realistic penetrator is to load it up with the six included 2x1.2" silicone Eggs. Otherwise, you'll have a limp alien phallus on your hands, and no one wants that. Once your eggs are inside, it's time to lay them. Now, we have to say, and we can't stress it enough - DO NOT put the Tentacle in your butt if the Eggs are involved. Just don't. You can play around with vaginal or oral alien impregnation, though! If you've lubed up the Eggs enough, they'll pop through the tip with some pressure. Egg depositing aside, this sci-fi dildo is long, filling, and extra flexible - it'll bend and move as you or they need it to.

Emerging from its otherworldy cocoon ready to ravage, Creature Cocks' Crysalis is here to (fully!) satisfy your inhuman fantasies. Shape-wise, this swirly purple and green alien caterpillar is softly pointed up top. Once past the tip, it widens out for plenty of stimulating stretch; it's VERY flexible and squishy. There's texture all the way down to the suction cup base, from the sexy little legs on one side to thick waves on the other. Control-wise, you can hold your Crysalis, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook up with your favorite harness.

We all know not to judge books by their covers, right? Turns out, you should also not judge a dildo by its design. Case in point: the Doom Creature Cock may look a little/a lot hellish, but it feels devilishly good. You won't find Doom's contours (or color) in nature! The black and red stacked skulls shaft is extra bumpy and thick, and the base is wide and safe for butt play. Plus, the dramatic texture to one side will tease your or their outer hot spots. When playtime gets going, you can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; that hefty base we mentioned is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride.

Why stick to human cocks when there's a whole wide world of fantasy phalluses to play with?! The inhuman Octophallus (there's a tiny hint of homosapien penis underneath) is shaped into a huge, extra filling swell with thick tentacle texture twisting down to the balls and suction-cup base. If you're craving some strap-on play, you'll be happy to know that the Octophallus will anchor into larger-sized O-ring style harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, though, you can stabilize the base against most smooth, nonporous surfaces thanks to the sturdy suction. Press it firmly to windows, walls, countertops, or floors for a hands-free ride.

Generally speaking, you won't want a scorpion joining you in bed unless it's rocking you like a hurricane. However! You'll absolutely want the King Scorpion Dildo between your sheets when you're in the mood for something inhumanly sexy. In terms of shape, let's just say that this Creature Cocks' contours probably can't be found in nature. It's got a soft stinger up top, tons of bumpy texture plus another stinger below, and a big, safely-conscious (i.e., great for butt-play!) base. Control-wise, you can hold your King Scorpion, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook up with your favorite harness.

We all love to hear (and say!) the word 'hot' when playing with a partner. However, it's probably safe to assume that the fires of hell might be just a bit too warm for comfort, yes? For all the heat without the burn, you can always count on the Horny Devil from Creature Cocks. Rising from the inferno (or your toy chest), this bright red and black troublemaker features a sleek, flame-inspired tip, tons of scaly ribbed and swirly texture, and some horn-studded balls below. You can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - the base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for anal play and extra deep diving - and compatible with strap-ons and harnesses.

True, we'll probably never know what dinosaur penises looked like for real, but we can use our imaginations! Creature Cocks' XL Dino Dick is a result of some very creative toy designers doing exactly that. Aside from its thick shape, semi-human tip, and sturdy suction base, this reptilian dildo features lots of filling length, a sleek (and penis-esque) sweet-spot-seeking tip, and some veiny texture. Plus, it's extra flexible and will bend and move as you or they need it to. When the Dino Dick stops into the scene, you'll have plenty of play options. You can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free. Stick the suction base to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride. Speaking of the base, it's extra thick - safe for deep diving - and will work with many strap-ons and harness systems.

Fan boy meets fist boy, in Icon Brands’ novel new “Darth Invader,” Over 14” long and over 3” diameter, it’s made with an extra-strong suction cup for “hands-solo”fun. Crafted in premium phthalate and latex-free PVC, it’s even ergonomic for plausible penetration! In other words, if you’ve got the space, we’ve got the vessel!

Prepare to double the fun with Dirk! This double penetration sensation will help you add even more pleasure to the bedroom, letting you and your partner explore more than ever. With its dual loops – one wrapping around the penis, the other around the scrotum – this dong stays secure and stable no matter what you get up to. A realistic feel and soft silicone finish combined, Dirk is there to satisfy all your desires…

Döry is sure to give you pleasure that you’ll never forget! This amazing suction cup vibrating dong sends deliciously rumbly vibrations right where you need the most. With its silky smooth silicone shaft and prominent head, this vibe is sure to give you the most luxurious pleasure yet. Use this toy as a straight vibrator or use its super strong suction cup to turn it into a mounted toy, or even us it in a harness to turn it into a strap-on.

Captain Mike is ready to dive into action. Sure, he’s an average size but he looks and feels so realistic. Take a look at his realistically detailed shaft! Armed with an impressive harness-compatible suction cup, he will expand your fantasy from the living room floor to the bathroom walls. Made of nonporous, phthalate-free PVC, this detailed realistic tool will take care of you.

When it comes to riding waves of pleasure the surfer dude is a natural. When things get rough he dives right back in. Try out his strong suction cup and feel the rush of doing it standing up. Gnarly. This realistically sized dildo is made of phthalate free PVC. He has detailed texture and is harness compatible.

When things get wet, The Pool Boy is in charge. Adult swim! Time for a quick rendezvous in the locker room. His realistically detailed shaft is the perfect size. You may have mastered the backstroke and side stroke, but thereâs always something new to learn. This dildo is made of phthalate free PVC. He has realistic texture, a suction cup, and is harness compatible.

When you need something steaming hot, just call The Pizza Boy. He always delivers exactly what you ask for. The Pizza Boy’s thick, curving shaft really hits the spot. Don't feel bad if you want to eat the whole thing yourself! This dildo is made of non phthalate, non latex PVC. And contains no fragrance He has realistic texture, a suction cup, and is harness compatible. He has realistic texture, a suction cup, and is harness compatible.

Sometimes you just need a man to do your dirty work. Mr. Fix It with his 7 inch cock sure knows how to use his tool! His full, rounded head 7 inches of super thick shaft will leave you thoroughly satisfied. It’s a job well done. Now, aren’t you glad you called Mr. Fix It? This dildo is made of phthalate free PVC. He has realistic texture and over 2 inches of girth. This dildo features a suction cup base that sticks to any smooth flat surface and is harness compatible.

Ride ‘em! The Cowboy is always up for a long hard ride. Ready for a private rodeo? The Cowboy’s gently curved shaft is all you need to rustle up some serious orgasms. Or, strap him in to your harness and have your partner bucking with pleasure. This dildo is made of phthalate free PVC. He has realistic texture, a suction cup, and is harness compatible.

Get banged like never before with Loverboy’s Mr. Jackhammer! He’s the perfect size with 8.5 inches total length, 6 inches insertable length and 1.5 inches of width. His catcalls as you walk bye invite you to the best bang of your life. Take him home today to moan and scream louder than his jackhammer. Made of PVC, it’s body safe, fragrance and Phthalate free, and easy to clean! Just wash with warm soap and water, or your favorite toy cleaner, before and after every use. Pat dry with a soft towel before storing.

He's hot! Manly. And look at that bulge in his pants! I bet he's packing an 8 incher. My Best Friend's Dad is sized to please at a perfect 8 inches. This realistic suction cup dildo is compatible with harness systems. It will stay firmly planted on any smooth hard flat surface so you can ride all night. Stick it on the shower wall and let him do you from behind! The soft shaft is flexible. Made responsibly by Blush. It's your body be mindful what you put in it.

He's completed basic training and knows how to handle a weapon. Soldier Boy is standing at attention, awaiting your commands. Whether it's a basic maneuver or penetration into unknown territories, he's ready for action. Soldier Boy has a slim 8 inch shaft with unique curve that makes him great for G-spot or P-spot stimulation. Phthalate and latex free, he is fun and safe. His suction cup makes him easy to use in any scenario and he's harness compatible.

They say this torero guapo is hung like a bull. With so many suitors charging at him all the time, you should take the chance to find out for yourself. The Matador has many talents- a strong suction cup that mounts to any smooth surface, he's harness compatible, and is made of phthalate-free PVC. His realistic look and detailed texture will drive you wild.

Derek the Bartender is ready to mix your drink just the way you like it! Call him over and order whatever you have in mind...then take him home with you to feel all his lifelike detail. Featuring realistic skin texture, including an uncut foreskin, Derek listens to your order and then delivers.

He’s fought and beat all of his adversaries. He has singlehandedly taken out an entire team of commandos with his bare hands. He’s one tough mother. He’s also a skilled lover. And all that fighting has got him worked up. Are you ready for your Loverboy?

Let Loverboy’s Personal Trainer spot you! He’s the perfect size with 9 inches total length, 6.5 inches insertable length and 1.5 inches of width. He’ll work you so hard you’ll have to call in sick from work! Take him home today for the workout of your life! Made of PVC, it’s body safe, fragrance and Phthalate free, and easy to clean! Just wash with warm soap and water, or your favorite toy cleaner, before and after every use. Pat dry with a soft towel before storing.

If you're in a tight spot, call on The Boy in Blue. He's always ready with his night stick and the authority to make civilians swoon. Prepare to be patted down, cuffed, and taken in for a strip search and thorough interrogation! The Boy in Blue has a unique curve that makes him great for G-spot or P-spot stimulation. Phthalate, fragrance and latex free, he is fun and safe. His suction cup makes him easy to use in any scenario and he's harness compatible.