The Gladiators “Valerian” 8.5″ Dong (Light Flesh)

Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for the one, the only—Valerien! He’s the gladiator with a name so fancy, even his sword wears a cape (okay not really but still). Known for his mysterious aura (mostly because he forgets where he put his helmet), Valerien fights like he's in a dramatic Shakespeare play—lots of flair, a little over-the-top, and occasionally yelling "You like that don't you?". His strategy? Look good, thrust hard, and if all else fails, just distract your opponent with an intense smouldering stare. Get ready for a fight that’s half gladiator, half runway model—Valerien!