In the mood for a nice quiet night? This ultra real masturbatory fantasy from Pipedream's Dirty Talk Collection is NOT the one for you! Trust us. Aside from two super-snug channels, ridiculously lifelike detailing inside and out plus a jiggly squeezable Fanta Flesh texture, this gal's a talker. Courtesy of a rechargeable hi-fi speaker activated by thrusting, this Dirty Talk babe moans, gasps and lets loose with some filthy choice phrases. Aside from a sultry voice, an embedded bullet vibe pairs with the motion sensor speaker to buzz and throb as she tells you how much she loves it. Volume controls let you turn her down low, but there's also a headphone jack compatible with standard headphones or earbuds. In Pipedream's signature Fanta Flesh, Dirty Talk's ultra real TPR construction features lots of spank-able softness along with some core firmness for stability. Fanta Flesh warms to body heat during use as it clings like the real thing. Both the speaker and synchronized internal vibe power up using an included USB charge cord. Charge time is approximately 1.5 hours and run time is approximately 2 hours. Remove the bullet and speaker before cleaning- they aren't waterproof, although the masturbator itself is.
You won't need a medical degree to prove the following claim: if some sort of official dildo realism competition existed (as one should!), you'd want to keep a close eye on Dr. Skin's ultra thick, ultra lifelike 7 Inch Girthy Poseable Dildo! Get your bets in, folks. Even if you're not the gambling type though, this ridiculously lifelike penetrator is about to slide on in to your dildo top ten. Perfect for alone time enjoyment plus pegging and strap-on play of just about any kind, this classically shaped, over-thick dildo's widespread circular base anchors into many O-ring or open-front harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea/coffee/juice, you can easily stabilize that same base against most smooth nonporous surfaces, because it's also a suction cup. Press your Girthy firmly to windows, walls, counter tops or floors for a hands-free ride. Oh, and as for the 'posable' part of the chubby 7 Inch, this dildo features a bendable core that can be curved, twisted and otherwise flexed to your or your partner's exact specifications. It'll stay in position (within reason) until you move it again.
Sometimes, your (or someone else's!) hand is all you need, stroking-wise. But if you'd like to put something in your hand that'll make you or a penis-owning partner feel even better, we suggest Kiley Corrupt's Main Squeeze stroker. All tucked into a super-discreet plain black casing that's a breeze to travel with, this classic-with-a-twist masturbator lets you deep-dive into a snug, textured, VERY lifelike ULTRASKYN channel tipped by an exact mold of Kiley's Pussy. It even warms to the touch. The Main Squeeze is totally customizable in terms of tightness; grip the case's pressure plate for more. Craving an even tighter fit? Just loosen (or remove entirely) the base cap to control the inner suction. The ULTRASKYN (TPE-based) and ABS plastic Main Squeeze are phthalate-free, body-safe, and easy to clean. Pop the sleeve out of the case to rinse it with warm water, or use a favorite toy care fluid/foam. Stock up on your favourite water-based lube beforehand for a super-slippery session.